Betch of the Week

Chelsea Handler

Bethenny Frankel

Perez Hilton

Elizabeth Taylor

Kate Middleton

Victoria Beckham

Mary-Kate Olsen

Kristin Cavallari

Kate Moss

Britney Spears

Katy Perry

Nicki Minaj

Nancy Botwin

Madonna

Amy Winehouse

Anna Wintour

Petra Ecclestone

Regina George

Hurricane Irene

Rachel Zoe

Sloan McQuewick


99 Responses to “Betch of the Week”

  1. Thrash Money March 16, 2011 at 2:58 am #

    I nominate Justin Bieber for the biggest Betch of the week.

  2. Tina Marroletti March 17, 2011 at 5:20 pm #

    I nominate Kristin Cavalari for betch of the week. She is the original betch. Secondly, I nominate Ke$ha

    • KJam March 19, 2011 at 2:25 am #

      helllll ya krisin cav is the original betch.

    • Becca April 5, 2011 at 5:34 pm #

      kristin cavalari- not a betch. she bangs way too many bros and talks like a dumb skank.
      true betch- Ke$ha

    • Trixie May 9, 2011 at 2:17 pm #

      I second the Ke$ha nomination, her CD is the betchiest!

  3. john March 26, 2011 at 5:25 pm #

    this is the gayest site ever.

    • Sophie April 3, 2011 at 7:55 pm #

      Haha i totally agree

      • Becca April 5, 2011 at 5:36 pm #

        sophie- that is fine. please stop speaking, leave this site, delete your history, and never come back.

    • emily April 26, 2011 at 11:04 am #

      well you are not a betch, obviously

    • TheHeadBetchInCharge May 15, 2011 at 4:53 am #

      John, it’s good to see that you have taken part in the gayest site ever, tell your boyfriend I said “Hayyyy!” Let’s schedule mani’s for next week, kk? #BetchesLuvThis

    • Adam September 12, 2011 at 3:24 pm #

      Agreed John, Wanna hear a funny joke?
      -Women’s Rights

      Or Betch’s Rights, whatever the f*ck you sluts call youselves now a days

      Bye bitches
      I love all women, on their back.

  4. gk March 28, 2011 at 11:16 am #

    i nominate Elizabeth Taylor, not only betch of the week but of the century

  5. Rachel April 6, 2011 at 4:22 pm #

    I also nominate Ke$ha! she clearly lives the fabulous life of a betch.

  6. Emily April 7, 2011 at 8:21 pm #

    I second the nomination for Ke$ha….anyone who would start a song “Maybe I need some rehab, or maybe just need some sleep” is a definite Betch. All she talks about is partying aka “going hard”, being young and fabulous. Shes my number one Betch!

    • Katie D'Innocenzo May 9, 2011 at 2:43 pm #

      Ke$ha is dirty, therefore not a betch. take a shower.

  7. Emmie April 8, 2011 at 12:48 am #

    What’s betchier? fucking your guy friend who likes you because some other betch wants him…
    or fucking with your guy friend’s emotions just to get back at a betch?

  8. Katie April 11, 2011 at 9:05 pm #

    I nominate Kate Middleton for Betch of the week – she is the ultimate betch of the moment, particularly with wedding location Westminster Abbey. Betch.

  9. newport betch April 15, 2011 at 2:14 am #

    LC instead of KrisCav. She’s the perf mix of classy and trashy (scratch that. She’s not trashy, she just likes to have fun. Obvi one of us). Plus, she gathered all her betchiness up and became a major power betch with her own clothing line(s), etc. ❤ her.

    • Alexandra April 28, 2011 at 8:51 pm #

      LC is definitely an influential betch. Totes Betch of the Week worthy. Betch has got my vote, obvs.

  10. YouBetchesAin'tShit_I'mTheBestBetch! April 19, 2011 at 2:15 pm #

    Listen Becca,

    you just sound like a dumb cunt thats for sure. Kristin is the shit and your just salty you can’t be like her

  11. YouBetchesAin'tShit_I'mTheBestBetch! April 19, 2011 at 2:16 pm #

    becca
    this site is wack as shit and you just are responding with all these wack ass comments that make you sound like a dumbass get a fucking life

    • Alexandra April 28, 2011 at 8:49 pm #

      Whoa betches don’t swear as much as sailors. Keep it semi-classy. We all love talking shit, but just vent to your besties!

  12. i'mtheshettetsbetch April 29, 2011 at 11:57 am #

    shut up alexandra

  13. CrazyBetch May 2, 2011 at 6:29 pm #

    obvi blake lively is the ULTIMATE betch. besides being skinny gorg and perfect, she’s also the only american ever to be the face of chanel! i nominate BLAKE LIVELY

    • PrettyBetch May 9, 2011 at 2:13 am #

      i agree, Blake Lively is one Betch who deserves to be Betch of the week. Good call.

      • Alexandra May 10, 2011 at 12:47 am #

        Totes. Have you seen her boobs? I need the number of her plastic surgeon asap.

  14. jessica May 3, 2011 at 9:43 am #

    this is the worst sight in the entire world you clearly aren’t a bitch and know nothing about it. I highly suggest you retire.

    • PrettyBetch May 9, 2011 at 2:14 am #

      and p,s if you have nothing nice to say, gtfo.

    • smartbetch May 17, 2011 at 7:01 pm #

      sight? i think you meant “site”–a real betch knows how to spell

  15. BestBetch May 9, 2011 at 4:52 pm #

    I nominate Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen; those betches have been famous since day 1, own a multimillion dollar production company, and created successful fashion lines. Not to mention Mary Kate is totally ano… jel

    • Paige May 23, 2011 at 8:24 pm #

      BESTBETCH I COULD NOT AGREE MORE.

  16. Alex Kozlowski May 12, 2011 at 10:37 pm #

    I SHOULD BE BETCH OF THE WEEK, CUZ IM NUMBER 1 BETCHES!!!

  17. ultimatebetch May 16, 2011 at 1:16 am #

    kristin can DEFINITELY

  18. smartbetch May 17, 2011 at 7:14 pm #

    i realize she’s a tv character, but i nominate blair waldorf because she is the baddest betch!

  19. betchessss please May 17, 2011 at 8:59 pm #

    I nominate Theresa Giudice for betch of the week of May 16. On the first episode of the latest season of Housewives of NJ, all anyone can talk about was Theresa…where is theresa?!! Does anyone see Theresa?!! She couldn’t grace us with her presence…no she could not because while her family was talking shit about her, she was being a true betch, not giving a shit, looking hot and knowing she is AWESOME!

    • Paige May 23, 2011 at 8:22 pm #

      Theresa Giudice’s house was forclosed so she could buy her 5 year old daughter a tractor for her birthday.

  20. ESMITH May 24, 2011 at 12:54 pm #

    I second the Kristin Cavalari nomination. If shopping around Laguna, screaming ‘Steee-phen!” while hooking up with every other guy in site doesn’t make you Betch of the Week then I don’t know what does!

    • PrettyBetch May 30, 2011 at 8:11 pm #

      I second Kristen Cav, she’s badass and even though the hills is over she’s still badass- or the olsen twins because they own shit.

  21. Meg May 29, 2011 at 7:56 pm #

    I nominate Kim Kardashian for the next Betch of the Week. She got a 20.5 carat engagement ring AND glitterfied ponies. There is truly no competition.

  22. Barbie June 1, 2011 at 7:14 pm #

    Obviously betch of the week needs to be the one and only SURI CRUISE. Betch came out of the womb in a Burberry suit and itty bitty Monolos. She’s not yet 5 and I guarantee she’s already the queen bee in at least nine different social circles. Plus now that she’s lost the baby weight, she’s supes skinny. What a lucky betch (even though she did once live in the balls of Tom Cruise)!

  23. Kelsée June 4, 2011 at 12:59 am #

    LINDSAY LOHAN FOR BETCH OF THE WEEK. She is so #5skinny because she is always #5dieting. She is also always #20clubbing and frequently in #10candyland. She’s so betchy, she doesn’t care what the law says; she uses, gets sent to be a prison betch, and then uses again. She don’t give a fuck. All the time, however, she is #42dressedlikeaslut and recently has been #8nothavingsexwithbros(sometimes) because she’s dated another betch. …how edgy!

    • Paige June 5, 2011 at 5:00 pm #

      Her judge gave her a month percisely for comments like these.

      • Kelsée July 26, 2011 at 3:26 am #

        And I ❤ it!! I need Lindsay Lo to be out and about…a metropolitan betch, if you will.

  24. Naomi June 7, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    I nominate Caroline Sieber for betch of the week.

    • fashpack June 27, 2011 at 12:10 am #

      Caroline Sieber was sitting second row at some of the collections this season though…

  25. Lydia June 7, 2011 at 4:01 pm #

    I nominated Arianna Huffington for betch of the week… Lady is a total genuis, looks pretty damn good for her age, and has a legit “enemies list.” Total betch.

    Arianna has an ‘enemies list.’ Says a BI source: “Arianna is rumored to have created an enemies list across the company and has directed her loyalists to collect dossiers on other managers across the company and report back on conversations. Her list includes several key business, sales, technology, and marketing executives she wants to eliminate and replace with her people. Anyone who disagrees, even if backed by data and clear rationale’s – goes on the enemies list.”

    see: http://gawker.com/5809544/the-implosion-of-the-huffington-post+aol-merger

  26. PrettyBetch June 14, 2011 at 1:06 am #

    Santana from glee. yes, she is a tv character but if you’ve ever breathed in oxygen, or watched at least one episode of glee you have probably caught on to one of her betchy, straight up sarcastic remarks. Its almost as if she pulls lines from this site and says them on glee. therefore, she should be the betch of the week, because lets face it, not many can compare to kristen cavallari and if your gonna have to choose someone less betchier then her then santana makes a great runner up betch.

  27. steph June 14, 2011 at 1:12 am #

    Kate Moss.

  28. Piper June 15, 2011 at 9:19 pm #

    Pippa Middleton. Yes, her older sister was already named “betch of the week,” had the wedding of the century, and is in line for what only few betches ever achieve- queendom…but let’s be honest Pippa’s older sister is simply, older. Kate Middleton paved the way for the betchest of betches, Pippa Middleton. Not convinced? Here are a few reasons why Pippa should be knighted with Betch of the Week.
    A. How many betches have Facebook and Twitter pages dedicated to their perfectly toned ass?
    B. How many betches look glamourous even in drunken topless photos?
    C. Pippa, the name has gusto.
    D. She is a newly single betch. (poor Alex Loudon couldn’t keep up)

    There is no doubt in my mind that the second Wisteria sister is betch of the week material.

  29. L. June 17, 2011 at 7:50 am #

    Blair Waldorf for betch of the week!
    She is like the baddest betch ever, she’s managed to banish Jenny Humphrey from Manhattan, have the baddest bro ever, Chuck Bass, begging her to marry him and she’s getting married to a Prince!! Betch sure knows how to make a living by working at W, surrouded by clothes and perfumes. Respect!

  30. Mae June 17, 2011 at 1:01 pm #

    BRITNEY SPEARS NEEDS TO BE THE BETCH OF THE YEAR. With her Femme Fatale tour opening last night in Sacramento and ROCKING IT, she proves she’s the ULTIMATE betch and can overcome ANYTHING. And sings LIVE after all these years proving she’s still got it and doesn’t care what the haters say! MAKE HER BETCH OF THE YEAR! Go to Perez and watch the videos. AMAZING.

  31. athena June 20, 2011 at 12:48 pm #

    heidi montag for betch of the week: http://fitperez.com/2011-06-20-heidi-montage-claims-to-workout-14-hours-a-day

  32. Baddest Betch June 20, 2011 at 12:52 pm #

    fuck you all. b spears is the ultimate betch of the fucking century. She did weird shit with her tots (aka future bros in training), went to rehab, went psycho and shaved her head….and she still makes bank and runs shit. No matter how bad her songs are, people play them on repeat like theyre gospel chants or some other cult shit. Thats a real betch – people worship you no matter how fucking strange you are. X0X0X0

  33. A June 20, 2011 at 7:05 pm #

    I NOMINATE OLVIA PALERMO FOR BITCH OF THE WEEK. true betch, super skinny, dating super hot model and super rich.

  34. L. van der Luyden June 25, 2011 at 9:53 am #

    It’s Wimbeldon season, and I nominate Maria Sharapova for Betch of the Week. She’s pretty, edgy, and just an overall boss. She’s a winner on and off the court, and the way that she glares at others, especially her opponents, is enough to make them feel insignificant in her presence.

  35. fashpack June 26, 2011 at 7:42 pm #

    Anna Wintour for Betch of the Week, she’s #5skinny, dictates what people all over the world will be wearing season after season and does not give a shit what anyone thinks about her. She’s constantly making people feel inferior to her and wears sunglasses in the front row as she judges designer’s work. She told it like it is in the documentary The September Isssue and pretty much let everyone know that her opinion was the only one that mattered. She’s never pretended to be a nice girl in the press, in fact she admits to being betchy. When PETA held a protest outside the Vogue offices, she sent down raw steaks to the losers!! She HAS to be Betch of the Week!!!

    • fashpack June 26, 2011 at 7:46 pm #

      Not to mention the fact that Anna throws the ultra exclusive party of the year known as the Met Ball in which she invites only the most A-list stars from Hollywood and fashion.

  36. steph June 29, 2011 at 2:51 am #

    sienna miller, naomi campbell, rachel mcadams.

  37. Gay BFF June 30, 2011 at 4:59 pm #

    BETCH OF THE WEEK: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

    She is the epitome of betch: she is a model, so she makes dressing like a slut okay, she is always dieting, and working out. Not to mention she took over Megan Fox’s role in Transformers, which stars Shia LaBeouf, who I think has an ugly hot thing going on.

  38. RAO July 2, 2011 at 4:16 pm #

    Betch of the week should be Nicki Minaj. Shes a badass betch and she knows it. Not to mention she’s touring with Britney Spears right now.

  39. hoes and tricks July 6, 2011 at 5:33 pm #

    can you stop featuring white betches and do a betch who is a minority? there are plenty of diverse betches, such as nicki minaj

  40. betchs and hoes, sleedom and bros July 7, 2011 at 1:38 pm #

    I nominate Jen Davis for betch of the week. She excelle’s in betchdom on a daily basis with consistency and precision.

    • natalie July 8, 2011 at 9:07 pm #

      i second the nomination for Jen Davis for betch of the week. Epitome of betch.

  41. NP OR DIE July 10, 2011 at 1:52 pm #

    Alright enough arguing betches above me, obviously if any betch will be betch of the YEAR any day now it’s Natalie Portman. First off, just look at her. She’s #skinny, #gorgeous, and #hates nice guys. That’s the only reason she let that sexy French dancer knock her up, because he was the only one that said he wouldn’t fuck her. Second, uh she went to fucking HARVARD. A gorgeous, close to ano movie star that doesn’t give a fuck AND has a thing or two to say about the world? Wow. Just wow. I won’t say anything else. Just watch Black Swan, The Other Boleyn Girl, and No Strings Attached to educate yourselves and realize that Natalie is a Prime Betch. And if you need more proof, please just shut the fuck up and watch below.

  42. Tinks July 11, 2011 at 9:16 pm #

    uhh what about naomi campbell? whats a betch have to do to get on this list? throw their blackberry at someone? oh. wait.

  43. chicbetch July 12, 2011 at 1:44 pm #

    Anna Wintour is the ultimate powerbetch

    • think about it July 13, 2011 at 7:21 pm #

      omg totess!

  44. think about it July 13, 2011 at 7:20 pm #

    Consider Miley Cirus as betch of the week (after the whole hannah montana thing… def not betchy but she made millions off of basically being bipolar) Having a youtube vid of her doing bong hits, singer of our guiltiest party anthem ‘party in the USA’ anddd her performances of ‘I can’t be tamed’ a true betch in the making

  45. BetchofColor July 15, 2011 at 11:16 pm #

    Wendi Deng, Mrs. Murdoch

  46. fjaklf July 18, 2011 at 8:25 pm #

    Hope Solo for betch of the week!

  47. s July 19, 2011 at 3:09 am #

    naomicampbell plz

  48. Mel July 22, 2011 at 4:02 pm #

    Can you do a special Vintage Betch of the Week–Scarlett O’Hara?

  49. beach July 25, 2011 at 11:24 pm #

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  50. betchlife July 31, 2011 at 3:01 am #

    khloe kardashian deserves betch of the week. she may not be on the anno diet, but she is effing hilarious and married to a laker…betch got her pro and is set for life.

  51. Sue August 1, 2011 at 2:52 am #

    is olivia palermo a betch or a nasty biatch?

  52. Jenny C August 4, 2011 at 9:58 am #

    I would like to nominate Olivia from Toddlers and Tiaras for Betch of the week. She is one pint sized, divalicious, fierce BETCH

  53. K10 August 12, 2011 at 2:42 pm #

    I nominate Daphne Guinness!

  54. Kippy August 16, 2011 at 11:01 pm #

    Why isn’t Ke$ha on this list yet

  55. Eternally Summer August 17, 2011 at 5:33 pm #

    Betch, it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a betch list or betch site without Black betches….We created it! Love your site 😉

  56. chicbetch August 18, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    Lisa Vanderpump!!!

    • Spunk August 19, 2011 at 1:46 am #

      fucking yes!

  57. Spunk August 19, 2011 at 1:43 am #

    Alice Dellal. Don’t know her, google that shit, shes worth knowing.

  58. danielle August 19, 2011 at 12:34 pm #

    I nominate Lady Gaga. She is one fierce betch–I mean every gay is in the world is her bff.

  59. betchluvrrrr August 21, 2011 at 9:19 pm #

    adele…. her true betchyness is displayed here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_xRlRVQNnM

  60. Darren August 22, 2011 at 3:35 pm #

    I nominate, Queen Betch, Ms. Paulina Hakimi. Simply search her on FaceBook and you’ll know she is the Queen Betch.

  61. Danielle August 23, 2011 at 11:29 pm #

    Hey betches,
    What do you think about Patti Stanger from Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo as your Betch of the week? She is a little but older than the usual 20 something betch, but she really is a true betch who tells it like it as, without sugar coating it. Thoughts?

    • betchplzzz September 14, 2011 at 5:01 am #

      fuck yeah, patti’s whole life revolves hooking betches up with pros

  62. jamie August 26, 2011 at 11:22 am #

    Definately do a post on Rihanna, total betch and queen of not giving a F

  63. chicbetch August 27, 2011 at 1:53 pm #

    Sue sylvester on glee is such a bscb

  64. #1Vol August 30, 2011 at 12:52 pm #

    Miranda Lambert would be an awesome betch of the week. She parties.. she smokes.. she drinks. She can sing like no other. Most of her songs are just straight up betchy. And not only that she bagged Blake Shelton for a husband. The new power couple in country music, The Betch can do no wrong at this point.

    • imabetchduh September 12, 2011 at 11:18 pm #

      ditto !!! love her !! country girls can be just as betchy as the rest of them

  65. ThisBetchIsBananas August 31, 2011 at 12:19 pm #

    I nominate Regina George as Betch of the week. She had Queen Bee Betch down to a science.

    • Morgan September 13, 2011 at 8:01 pm #

      I second Regina George. Every betch wanted to be their group’s/school’s Regina. She’s not the original betch but she perfected the art of betchiness.

  66. chicbetch September 6, 2011 at 12:29 am #

    Lisa Vanderpump HAS to be betch of the week!!

  67. Avery September 7, 2011 at 2:22 pm #

    Pippa Middleton for betch of the week anyone? It is her birthday week after all 🙂

  68. kt September 8, 2011 at 11:30 am #

    Balir fucking Waldorf.

  69. Dani September 11, 2011 at 1:42 am #

    i nominate kim kardashian.. like uh duh? biggest betch out there. famous for not doing work and her poor “not fucking bros” abilities.

  70. Sofia September 13, 2011 at 11:28 pm #

    I nominate Jackie O as betch of the week. She was the ultimate betch.

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