Dear Betch

Send us your stories at iloveme.confessions@gmail.com! All submissions are anonymous, of course.

One Screwed Up Betch

Everybody Wants Me/Hoes Before Bros

The Dud/A Betch Who Wants to Win/@workingirlprobs

Betch-in-Training/I Want Fucking Carats/One Confused Shallow Betch

A Betch Who Wants to get Laid/Disgusted by Feelings

Crazy Betch in Love/Loser Who’s Taking Summer Classes

Wants The Best of Both Worlds/Betch in Need

Tall Betch/Rich and Lonely

Yes It Would Kill Us To Be Nice Girls/Hating Girls Who Are Bleachy and Streaky

A Concerned Betch/Munchie Betch

A Broken Hearted Betch/Whore Problem


16 Responses to “Dear Betch”

  1. Jmw June 6, 2011 at 12:13 am #

    “Betches all love me for my money.”

    Check it out.

  2. hannahhhannah June 22, 2011 at 10:28 pm #

    betches love the words totes, obvs., etc.

  3. Amy June 23, 2011 at 10:16 pm #

    kay so i cant help but wonder about your “secret identity/s” I mean, you write funny shit, give me a couple laughs but I can’t help but wonder if its an ugly bitch with a krispy kream and a milkshake , watching the last 10 pounds in her broke down appartment you know? how am I sure you are a true gorg betch who actually goes out and does this stuff, or is my website jesus purely fiction…hmm

    • indian-betch August 15, 2011 at 4:22 pm #

      trueeee betch comment 😉

  4. B4L June 30, 2011 at 5:50 am #

    This betch is chill as shit thats why she can write about stuff like this and get every sorority girl to write on her sisters’ facebook wall saying “this is totes us” with a link to some funny shit on this site. No one would be able to understand the true attitude and disposition of a betch if she wasn’t one, i dont need proof im a believer.

  5. j1 July 1, 2011 at 2:47 pm #

    Betches are gay men trapped in a womans body.

  6. Claire Conn July 11, 2011 at 7:16 pm #

    Dear betcheslovethissit,
    I love your website but why are your posts so fucking long! obviously us betches dont like doing shit so why make us read so fucking much! get to the point. lets face it, a true betch wont read through a 500 page post, we dont have time

    • Alexandra Verbich July 22, 2011 at 8:07 pm #

      your obvi dumb, if your attention span can’t last as long as one of their amazing posts.

    • QB! July 27, 2011 at 3:32 am #

      amen, betch!

  7. QueenestBeech July 28, 2011 at 6:48 pm #

    pls write one about prank calls and hot guys who happens to be lame or not that cool

  8. Coyote August 2, 2011 at 11:33 am #

    So what’s a heterosexual male version of a betch? Cause I find all this shit hilarious.

  9. Social smoker betch August 20, 2011 at 4:16 am #

    Hey Betches, what about smoking cigarettes? I mean I’m not addicted or anything but that shit makes you skinny and you look badass. Social smoking is betchy, right?

  10. Macy August 23, 2011 at 2:08 pm #

    this site is disgusting and embarrassing to women all over. Not only is it sexist and makes you ‘betches’ look like complete trash and brainless, but why are you admitting that ‘bros’ run the world. how about having some girl power instead of literally playing out into what guys want you to be. i have a blackberry, i love yoga, im in a sorority (alpha phi) and i wouldn’t consider myself a fat hag, it’s kind of pathetic actually how you publicly degrade women seeing as you are one.

  11. tudobeleza11 August 24, 2011 at 7:34 pm #

    haha clever, very moxy of you : )

  12. gangreen1226 August 28, 2011 at 12:44 am #

    you forgot one, live love laugh, that saying and the peace sign, pretending to love peace

  13. LS September 13, 2011 at 1:34 am #

    i would appreciate a post on #hating feminists…..but seriously.

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